10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi