10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright