10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from