10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers