10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.