10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"