10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow