10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.