10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes