10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)