10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for fat, American losers.