10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"