10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."