10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.