10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fook the floosh droo!