10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss