10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)