10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson