10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.