10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake