10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek