10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."