10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.