10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.