10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.