10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)