10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe