10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"