10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...