10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A