10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm