10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach