10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com