10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.