10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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