10 Random Poker Quotes

"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm