10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is