10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword