10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...