10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it