10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.