10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.