10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."