10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "No river, no fish."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)