10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-