10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine