10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.