10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim