10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament