10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"